PostyPostPostPOSTT [50]

AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
I'm getting so much entertainment outta my new electric body trim thingamabob!!
AHAHAHAAAA!
ELECTRONIC SHOTS!
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I dont have my pedometer yet -.- But this will do for now.
I also got a replacement for my back massager thing which I plug into my laptop. I broke the last one somehow.
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Okay this thing feels weird.
BZZZZZZ!....BZZZZZZZ!!
LOLOLOL
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I might just wear it in school tomorrow XD
HAHA! IMAGINE THAT!
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In maths.
AHHHH!.... AHHHHHH!!!
Or when Skei hugs me...
'Uh Kodi.. WTF is that vibraton coming from your stomach..?'
'Its my new sex toy ;)' *Skei looks at me weird* 'No no I'm joking! Its to keep me from falling asleep in lessons!!'
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Actually thats not a bad idea...
I'm actually considering it!
HAHA!
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Oh I want to talk about two friends of mine. Kate and J. Both girls btw, and thinner than me. J is the skinniest of us three. But in science we some how got to talking about color bones. Kate and J hate (seriously) how much thier's stick out. I was like 'Uhh Why?? I think sticky out color bones a really pretty!' and they wanted color bones like mine! WTF!!
Mine, you can barly see them. I want ones like thiers.
'Hey howa bout we change bodies! I'm sure I'd be MUCH happier a couple of dress sizes smaller! I could deal with being ginger!'
'Oh hey sure! You can be as skinny as me and I'll be as fat as you!!!!'
Okay I dunno why I just typed that. I'm guessing its my view on the situation.
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Oh and we got to see a (fake) sceleton in class. I named her Annie Anorexic. Seemed to be a good joke... *shifty eyes* I grew attatched to her, I felt bad for her, the way she was exploited infront of the class like Sir lifting her leg up... how shameful!!
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Right I'll stop rambling now :)
I have nothing to do but I also have nothing else I want to say!
I love youu
And it still surprises me when I come on here and see 19 followers :D
<3
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P.S I would like Katy Perry for my birthday please XD

Oh Fuck it!! [49]

I know it was supposed to be my 4 week weigh in but I dont see the point in showing you lot how fat I still am so I'm leaving it another 4 weeks.
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Hope you dont mind XP
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Right now I'm helping Skei with exercises he could do to tone his upper body. He doesn't like it so I'm going to help him healthily tone his body.
Atm I've got stuff like;
-bicep curls
-sit ups
-push ups
-triceps dips
-plank
-side plank
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he want to tone and build some more muscle so I'm giving him a list for him to google if he doesn't know what they are. I think they'll work well if he does them a couple times a week. Right?
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Arghh I have work experience next week. And the week after. Two weeks with out Skei Because the person who does my work experience is a friend of my mums, I'm staying with her. She's the ex-Bulimic. And most of the time she goes to a different job in the morning and then comes back home then off to her Dance school (which she owns and teaches) so I can fit in some exercise in the morning, not eat until she gets back then go to work with her, probably doing some form of physical work and I'll have to do some paperwork as well. So it should be good. I can have lyins and exercise and morning fasts. I have a feeling we'll end up having a take out within the two weeks! >.< either that or a crappy attempt at food! So I'll really have to work hard if I'm to burn off the calories from the shit I could possibly end up eating! Gawd. I didn't think of that before! Arse.
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Hopefully I'll get away with it! WOO! :/
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I'll keep posting occationally in the weeks though because I'm allowed to take my laptop up there (WIN!) and I'll have internet access.. I'll doubtfully go on PT in those two weeks though, you never know what people can do with computers. :/
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I'm tired. But I dont want to sleep.
This week is basically DUE IN ALL HOMEWORK WEEK.
Bastards.
English Essay Thursday
German CourseWork Wednesday
Citizenship Stage 5 Tomorrow [I've done it so dont worry!]
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*Sighh*
I'm going to fast better the next two days.
I have P.E. tomorrow as well.
OMG.
I had a dream about my P.E. teacher >.<
Twas weird.
XD.
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I WILL DO THIS!!!
RUN FATTY RUN!!
(Me btw. I'm the fatty!)
<3

I'm Back Petite Uhm... Compain! [48]

Oh My Gawd.
I'm back!
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Busy Busy weekend :3
for once.
OMG I'M POPULAR! Well not really, I only saw 3 people. But hey at least I saw some people! Now I feel all gross and in dying need of a LONG COLD SHOWER.
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Right heres the basics.
I went over Manny's housee :D we went up the shopp... I had an icecream >.< and bought two coke zeros <3
Then Skei turned up like 2/3 hours later. We stay over Manny's after managing to sweet talk Manny's mum and get passed my mums HUGE mood with me for not texting earlier...
The next day We all went up the shop again but this time Joe came along after he got pissed the night before (pfft, I never get pissed. I have no life) had another fucking ice cream aaaand some of Manny's milkshake.
Theeeeennn Manny got his sister to take me and Skei back to my housee and we yeah, he stayed over.
In fact he just left thanks to his fucker of a dad. I dont like his dad. A coke addict, and I dont mean the beverage coke. Yeah full on COCAINE.
Yes well because of the heat I'm sure I've woken up in a different country. STILL haven't tanned my legs, fucking sun, and am becoming more and more tempted to start going for walks again and tae regular cold showers. OMG I might take one everyday which will burn calories and make me skinny! XD Okay, Plan.
As soon as I've finished this post I'm going for a cold shower for about... 30-40 minutes. Plus mayyyybeeee 20 more minutes to wash my hair? I'll just time an hour XD
for every degree my temperature goes down I burn 200 cals... How the fuck am I going to measure the temperature of a shower?
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But the main point here is I haven't done my English for tomorrow, I've eaten badly and only have 3 days to lose 3 pounds. Three day fast it is!
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3 day fast
cold showers
If I must eat, have an apple.
Exercise. I don't care if I'm not supposed to! I WILL!
And clean my room. Its a tip.
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There's my weekend update!
Oh and surprisingly I haven't gained from my bingey fest weekend!
WOOP
Iloveyouu<3
x
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P.S Spell checker. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!